Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
DEAR LORD OF THE RINGS THANK YOU!!!!!
It is my civic duty to reblog this.
This has been driving me crazy my entire life.
(Source: krevlornswath)
Awesome Styro-Art
“I went in to the dealership for my free oil change and saw this cup sitting there. The cashier said that a young man had come in to have some work done and it was going to take about three hours. “I’ll just doodle” he said, and grabbed a ball point and a coffee cup.
~ this was done 100% with a regular ball point pen.”
(Source: durianquotes)
Bloodstain Pattern Analysis (BPA) - Resource for Crime Writers
well you never know when this might come in handy.
A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.
Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.
Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.
Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.
If I ever have kids, I will never be one of those parents that answer a question with, “because” or, “because I said so and I’m an adult”. That is doing the utmost disservice to your child and their development. I want them to learn reasoning skills, not obedience skills.
(Source: likeafieldmouse)



